Surprise poo
common mostly with females, a surprise poo occurs when you go to the toilet to have a p-ss but end up following through- fortunately on the toilet- as you were unaware of your bowel evacuating needs.
uncommon with males as they pee standing up.
girl 1: i’ve been waiting 10 minutes for you, where’ve you been??
girl 2: i had a surprise poo, sorry
girl 1: oh, okay
eavesdropping dude: wtf
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