surprise racism
when a person you’ve known your entire life to be a decent person or someone who hasn’t expressed it during conversation yet suddenly and obliviously expresses casual racism in conversation. surprise! it’s racism!
1: “hey guys, want to go get some chinese for tonight?”
2: “h-ll yeah! sounds good!”
3: “yeah! great idea! ‘ching chong bing bong’, as they say!”
1: “dude, not cool.”
3: “what!?”
2: -facepalm- “talk about surprise racism.”
1: to 3 “now you can’t come along, jerkface.”
3: “seriously! what!? and i was all ready for ch-nk food.”
1 & 2: “dude! what the h-ll?? stop it!”
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