Surprise Roast


to engage a woman in the s-xual act of a ‘spit roast’ by surprise. this daring manouevre is best init-tate with oral s-x first, afterall, if she has her mouth full it’s harder for her to object.
‘we took her back to our place and she got so worked up, that she loved it when i slipped in behind her for a surprise roast’.

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