Surprise Shittack
ar first you have to freeze a piece of sh-t, then get your girl to ‘blow’ you (in the dark), only subst-tuting your c-ck with your frozen piece of sh-t, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that b-tch eat it!
-turn lights off-
andrew: hey babe, wanna blow me?
sarah: sure.
-take out the piece of sh-t-
andrew: ok, suck on it
sarah: what… what is this?
-shove it in her mouth-
andrew: eat it b-tch!
i just gave sarah the best surprise sh-ttack ever, she didn’t even see it coming.
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