Surprise
when you unexpectedly insert your c-ck into a girls mouth while she is yawning.
while walking down the dorm hall, i gave sarah a surprise.
a verb commonly used to describe the action of thrusting ones self against another without their knowledge.
this will often be the only action a ranga will ever get.
its not rape if you say surprise!!
when a girl takes a shot in the face unexpectedly while giving oral pleasure.
koos: oh man… i accidentally gave leslie a surprise in the eye.
the moment when you realize that what you’re looking at isn’t a v-g-n-, but rather a p-n-s.
i went back to her place, hoping that there was no surprise involved.
a fart with a lump in it.
billy thought he’d prank his sleeping sister by farting in her face,but he got a surprise in his shorts instead!
an interjection by which brings exempt any federal, state, or local rape laws that would be charged on “the rapist” from the complete owning of another person in any sort of gameplay. when yelling surprise, the effect is doubled when it is yelled just after turning the lights on and wearing a party hat.
can be used for video games, or real life games, like jenga, sockem boppers, football, or even monopoly.
creator’s quote: “it’s not rape if you yell surprise.”
(when paintballing)
-person one moves up to forward cover, oblivious to location of opponent. person two comes from behind-
person two: -wearing party hat- surprise b-tch!!! -lights person one up with an excessive amount of painb-lls-
the act of giving your ex boyfriend/girlfriend a rim job.
i texted donny and said, “hey do you want me to come give you a surprise after work?”
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