Surreal


the way ghetto people pr-nounce “cereal.”
“momma, why can’t i eat kraft mac n’ cheese for breakfast?”
“shut your mouf, d’quayshius and eat yo surreal.”
having a dreamlike quality.
“giraffes and wildebeest were recently sighted attempting to gain entry to a prototype cylindrical toaster left to dry on the roof of prof. marleson’s new york apartment.”
popular usage has transformed the word “surreal” into litle more than a synonym for “weird”, and so rendered it useless. i’ll use “surrealistic” if a film (or any work of art) exhibits mannered mimicking of superficial aspects of the visual style of the original surrealists between the wars (commonly, cribs from dali, magritte, chirico, bunuel or cocteau). in all other cases i prefer more specific terms, like “dreamlike”, “nightmarish” or “bunuelesque”. i’d reserve “surrealist” for the output of members of recognized surrealist groups.
everything is so surreal.
by definition, a synonym for weird. often used by critics to describe situations in comedy in which the character does something out of the ordinary or unexpected. this form of comedy is intended to catch you off guard, and is usually used sparingly to increase it’s impact. few comedy shows or movies revolve around utterly surreal comedy to the point where a serious or dramatic moment is, in turn, surreal, in the show, or reverse surreal. shows such as spongebob squarepants, bobobo-bo-bo-bobo, sp-ce ghost, and xavier renegade angel are examples of shows that often use surreal comedy.

in short, the word surreal is mainly used to describe a bizarre situation, event, or action in comedy or real life intended to throw the audience off guard, rarely having a punchline, other than the fact that it so bizarrely happens.
i just watched a cartoon where a dog just randomly talked in a low voice. it was so random, i had to call it surreal.
a dude who loves the c-ck
‘that -surreal- dude…he sure does love the c-ck’
one of the best player from the fps game sudden attack, he has been in many pro-gaming clans such as z`trophy and battlezone. surreal is also known as a professional gamer in the game “warrock”, known as the leader/founder of the clan “team surreal”, which used to be ranked first in america.

he is currently playing a racing game called drift city.

major teams:
– team h4x (h4x) — warrock
– redemption (red) — warrock
– very important players (-vip-) — warrock
– synergy (.syn.) — warrock
– surreal (.sur.) — warrock
– chaos (chaos) — cod2
– z`trophy (z`t) — suddenattack
– battlezone (bz.) — suddenattack
guy #1: hey, who is surreal?
guy #2: you don’t know him? shame on you!
a word so-many people who want to sound smart through around like a rag-doll
surreal actually means having an oddly dreamlike quality but tell that to every carriebien travel commercial ever

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