surrey bc
a city in which a newspaper polled it’s residents and found that only 14% felt safe living there. crime is rampant within the whalley and newton areas. transients have established a tent village near 106 avenue and people roam the streets at night stealing whatever is available.
criminal 1 ” let’s go to surrey bc !
criminal 2 ” yeah, we can go to the credit union in the central city mall and when someone puts their wallet in their knapsack we can wait till he’s outside then slash the sack right off his body……. this is a true story that happened to me…… time to move out of surrey !!!!! beware to all those that would think of living here !!!!! be cautious if you visit !!!!
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