surrogate pooper
surrogate p–per: a person who is designated to poo for you through their own r-ct-m. surrogate p–pers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after -n-l surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have “normal” bowel movements after their -n-s has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the -n-l c-n-l). a patient’s surrogate p–per is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.
after -n-l surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate p–per while the area heals.
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