Surround Pound
a surround pound is when you have s-x with one person, then someone different and finish off the day by having s-x with person number one once again in the same day.
i woke up this morning and had s-x with my gf before heading off to work. once i got to work, the ex gf wanted to have lunch at her place which meant a nooner. once i got home from work, my gf called and came over where we had s-x once more to round out a perfect surround pound for the day.
surround pound
-noun.
1. pleasure-saturated intercourse, wherein the receiving b-ttocks, or badonkadonk, is so prodigious as to encomp-ss the sender’s anterior torso.
e.g. “dude, i met this girl with such a fat -ss. . . total surround pound material.”
“found you miss new booty! d-mn, shorty can get a surround pound.”
“look at that -ss. . . .” “yeah, she could probably give you a surround pound.”
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