Surub


there are three signs that signal the approach of the surub
1. the lights will flicker on and off
2. the phone will ring, and no one will be there
3. a ghostly bus will arrive
he opens the door and approaches the counter… and then, he scropes you!
i was so scared of the surub i wet my pants.
skinny ugly replusive useless b-st-rd.
an anorex surub who looks like john merrick.

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