Survival Flush
the act of flushing, often repeatedly, because of the horror of the odors you are now smothered in. a desperate act of self preservation, when you are well beyond the courtesy flush and simply need to make it out alive. usually accompanied by statements like “what the h-ll did i eat” or “oh god, just get me out of here.”
dude, i was hurting bad, i don’t even care about how bad i wrecked the bowl, i was pulling survival flushes.
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