Survival patch
an small material oval, interlocked with a strong, flint weave; often used to cover the worn, elbow area of a shirt/jacket.
one can create fire by rubbing two or more survival patches together, causing friction.
dean – “it’s so d-mn cold out here, i wish we had some source of warmth.”
isaac – “hey, grab that shredded weed. i can use my survival patch to make a small fire.”
greg – “this small fabric oval. what does it mean?”
tom – “it doesn’t mean anything sir… it’s a survival patch.
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