Susej Dog


susej dog is the old testement spelling of ‘sausage dog’. the great and all might sausage dog is the true creator. he is the only real diety, and quite a lazy one at that. quite long too.
texts written about him have been mistranslated backwards, to form ‘jesus’ and ‘g-d’, which have apparently been adapted into a couple of manmade religions.
tyler: “if you could fight one diety, who would it be?”
narrator: “sausage dog.”
tyler: “good answer.”

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