Sushi Squirts


a real nasty form of diahhroea – sushi squirts is the act of eating great sushi with friends then going home to only start feeling your stomach turning over thus moving full circle into the sushi squirts, (resembles food poising) squirting out all that great sushi and even rice, you know it is rice as it exits it tickles your -ss.. resembles the sh-ts, diahria, hurshy squirts and so on.
hey gary, we had lunch at the best sushi place today. later that evening while out dancing the food gave me the sushi squirts as i tried to fart and a load of runny sh-t came out instead. i had to go home and squirted for hours.

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