Suspliffous


adjective- a combination of ‘suspicious’ and spliff.

when someone suspects that you are either carrying, or have smoked marijuana.
guy a: “dude i think sister margaret is suspliffous”

guy b: “but we don’t stink. and our eyes pretty look normal”

guy a: “nuns just know these things man”

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