Suzy Orman’s Disease


the obsession with buying jackets. it’s pretty serious and un-turnt.
-dude, i just bought this jacket! it was on sale!
-did you “need” a jacket?
-no, but it was on sale. i saved like $30!
-but you didn’t really need the jacket?
-no, what’s your point?
-if you didn’t really need the jacket, then you didn’t really save $30.
-what are you saying? i must have like suzy orman’s disease or something?
-yes, i don’t have it, you do. be jelly.

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