Svetlana

1.)a russian name, svetlana is a common slavic female name, meaning “light”, “clean” or “holy”. it’s taken from the word photine meaning light and st. phontine was an early saint.

2.)a girl who speaks her mind regardless of what people think, s-xy, smart, kind of sl-tty but not a sl-t in anyway at all. a svetlana just loves to show her body but doesn’t let anyone touch. a.k.a a c-ck tease.

3.) a confident b-tch
jason: did you f-ck her yet?

john: i tried to f-ck her, but she won’t let me, idk why, i’d love to bang her

jason: well that sucks, she’s a svetlana, the baddest b-tch to walk the face of the earth, she’ll let you look, but no touchie
a russian ballet dancer primarily named jesus, whom everybody thought was the antichrist. the sent her in a box to alasks, and wrote “jesus” on the box, but it looked like “svetlana” so she was called that. she went to live with penguina, and developed a nonlesbian interest in her (although she admitted on live tv that she was bi.) she enjoys going to ihop with penguina, their close personal very best friend rleka, and penguina’s dad,czjham. they then tell the waiter their name is dregorgle.
rleka: “have you scene penguins seen penguina?”

scene penguins: “h-llo kitty!”

rleka: “how about svetlana?”

scene penguins: “fall out boy!”