swab bag


when a male squats down with shorts and the ball sack makes a buldging underneath him.

can also mean the act of tea bagging one woman and than placing your sacred ones into another womans mouth.
example 1:
guy 1: dude wtf?
guy 2: what?
guy 1: quit squating down to grab that sh-t, your swab bag is showing.

example 2:
yeah bro it was pretty sweet. those two lovely ladies that i fertilized were such freaks. they let me swab bag them after i came.

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