swab the deck
to stimulate the female genitalia.
“her parents weren’t home so she decided to swab the deck.”
when an intense sh-t becomes either/or too messy or too burny and one is forced to dunk a was of toilet paper in the toilet bowl before wiping. (after a flush of course)
“my -sshole is on fire! i need to swab the deck!
when someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a d-ck or clean a d-ck, depending on the context.
pirate: arrr!! fundo. swab the deck!!
fundo: no way!! i ain’t touching your sm-gm-!!
pirate: arrrr!! then, swab the deck, fundo!!
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