Swag Captain


the best looking person in the room, area, team, family, or etc. in terms of overall appearance including clothing and accessories.
example: “i wanted to be the swag captain of the football team, but our quarterback has much more swag than me.”

example: “when we went out as a family for dinner, my father was definitly the swag captain of the family, considering his outfit.”

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