Swag Drag


it’s what you do when a stipper tells you she is getting off dancing for you. in order to prove she isn’t faking it you have to give her the swag drag. the swag is rubbing her p-ssy with your index and middle finger to make sure she is wet and then drag your fingers under your nose to smell that sweet c-nt juice.
kyle: aww dude did that stripper tell you she was getting wet dancing for you?
randy: yea but i gave her the swag drag to make sure she wasn’t f-cking with me to get more dances and money.

kyle: d-mn i didn’t know hoes here freaked like that. we better get a couple bottles and a private room to pound some p-ssy in.

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