swag juice


noun. a substance which is not just obtained, but inherited. usually imparts a walk with a slight limp, a smile that stops you in your tracks, and causes lucious barbaric man fur to grow from the chin. characteristics include breaking curves in all cl-sses, untouchable golf scores, and pool shark abilities. it drips off the person, leaving trails of swag juice in hallways and puddles on furniture.
friend: “look at that guy who just walked in the room…”

other friend: -looks at friend-

both in unison: “swag juice.”
noun. a substance which is not just obtained, but inherited. usually imparts a walk with a slight limp, a smile that stops you in your tracks, causes lucious barbaric man fur to grow from the chin. symptoms include breaking curves in all cl-sses, untouchable golf scores, and pool shark abilities. it drips off the person, leaving trails of swag juice in hallways and puddles on furniture.
friend: “look at that guy who just walked in the room…”
other friend: -looks at friend-
both in unison: “swag juice.”
a potent drink made by mixing everclear (or another strong drink like vodka or liqueur) with the finely ground “already vaped bud” from a vaporizer. the “strength” of the drink depends on the ratio of bud to alcohol. a few drops of this juice, once tested for strength, is usually enough to boost your swag considerably for at least a few hours.
wow you just drank that whole bottle of swag juice? you’re about to trip b-lls bro
when your swagger is untouchable.
n-gg- i walked into the club and my swag juices was drippin’.
s-m-n.
he had a lot of swag juice.
noun-the figurative substance that oozes from swagulated people
two guys are at an eminem concert

one says “dang eminem is always so raw”

other says “bro, he’s drippin swag juice”
1) n. a liquid with unknown origins that promotes swag growth for a short period of time
2) n. an inherited trait in the lost 24th chromosome of a select few individuals of any given species
yo david, hit me up with that swag juice.

i saw you playing basketball son, you was drippin’ swag juice.

the hottest girl in the party couldn’t resist him, since he was the only one there with that swag juice.

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