Swag Master of the Universe
someone who’s outrageous swagger is so unreal and mind-blowingly amazing that he/she is named a swag master. however, since only one swag master of the universe can exist, one’s swag must be so intense and epic that people physically p-ss out from prolonged exposure to it. that is what const-tutes a swag master of the universe.
some examples of past winners of the honorous t-tle “swag master of the universe” include interenet meme star kamina with the epic cape and shades, and more recently justin bieber… lol jk.
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