Swag Muffin
the new bae. a pet name for your spouse.
yo, shortie!
yo, swagm-ffin!
someone or something with unprecedented amounts of swag.
the coolest kid in school walked and and i yelled “bro, you’re such a swag m-ffin!” he replied back “yo, thanks bro…”
a particularly enticing/scrumptious individual.
gus is a swag-m-ffin. he is a very delicious person.
a girl or woman who wears pro jerseys, athletic wear or too much ‘swag.’ sporty chick who wears swag often.
example: “she only wears her aau team swag to school. she’s such a swag m-ffin.” example: “she is sporting a bulls jersey today-what a swag m-ffin.”
slang word for -ss. or b-tt. you can polite and gently call someone a m-f–ing swag m-ffin
boy 1: look at that swag m-ffin!!
boy 2: so round!
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