swag shock


a rediculous trend that’s sweeping the nation. consisting of people wearing snap backs on their foreheads, chuck taylors, flamboyant jackets and gay -ss sungl-sses all the time. usually strongly -ssociated with the music of mac miller or wiz. mostly kids who used to play baseball, then realized that skateboarding and rap music is cool, and misconstrued that sh-t as cool..basically ruining that scene for everyone else who really likes that stuff. b-tches
dude 1: hey bro, you see all those f-ggots wearin their hats on their foreheads? dude 2: you mean the ones with the snap backs and sungl-sses? dude1: ya, those f-gs. here comes the swag shock. dude 2: d-mn that sucks, they actually think their cool..haha!!

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