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  (noun) when a person consumes a gross amount of alcohol they become “swasthyfaced,”; having the wasted face of an individual who is wearing their wasty-pants. chelsey is going to be so swasthyfaced on monday.

• tandigan

  a woman that eats a lot of p-ssy. she is especially active when around food. oh she was such a tandigan. a woman that eats a lot of p-ssy. she is especially active when around food. oh she was such a tandigan.

• Tard butt

  the abnormally large back side of a mentally challenged person. this condition is believed to be genetic. john: why do all r-t-rds have fat -sses? lexi: it’s a condition called tard b-tt.

• tfc

  thanks for clarifying ed: hey, why didn’t you come to my party this weekend? sadie: i told you–i was on the science field trip. didn’t you see the pic i posted on instagram?? ed: i saw it, but you weren’t in it! sadie: because i took the picture, genius. ed: ohhhhh sorry, tfc! 20

• The Lazy Professor

  the s-xual act where an educated gentleman engages in intercourse with a woman doggy style, while resting a textbook on her back to prepare for the big exam. “hey man, how’d the studying go for the poetry test?” “book on her back, c-ck in her crack, did the lazy professor but came on her rack.”

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