Swagapus


the octopus g-d of all things swag worshiped by the the club, a semi-secret -ssociation made to please the almighty swagapus so that he will not drop from the ocean heaven and claim our souls and worse, our swag. swagapus is often seen with his smaller companion swerveward the squid g-d of swerve.
long live swagapus.

yolo swagapus

swiggity swaggity swooggy i’m coming for dat octopus
a platypus, full of swag.
hey, look at that swagapus.

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