Swagga-Mart


a place that should be invented so that individual’s possesing no swagger can feel better about themselves. it is only stocked with the finest and all are welcome.
person 1: “man that dude is a freakin loser.”
person 2: “let’s take him to swagga-mart, my auntie will drive.”
person 1: “affirmative.”

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