Swagger Limit
1. the limitation of acceptable swagger, set by a certain location/occasion
2. the maximum swagger that an individual has, or can ever hope to, achieve. typically, when someone p-sses their own swagger limit, they end up looking like a poser.
1.
person a- dude!!
person b- what?
person a- what are you doing all dressed like that! we’re at my grandmother’s funeral!
person a- so?
person b- waaaaay over the swagger limit, brosef…
2.
person a- why’s jimmy here? he’s a n-body!
person b- and he’s poppin’ his collar like it’s the 90s..
person a- definitely p-ssed his swagger limit. now he just looks like a poser.
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