swagger-switch


the switch that gentlemen use to turn their swag on or off. usually turned on at the start of the day and off at night, otherwise one might “wake up covered in b-tches”, so to speak.

old english – colloquial (~1739-present).
“charles, don’t forget to turn your swagger-switch back to ‘on’ after this lovely pot of tea.”

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