swaggerstat
/swəgərstæt/
anything that controls the swagger of a system. fluctuations in swag can be attributed to, but not limited to, the addition or sudden absence of a dope stride, fly duds, or fresh beats.
this party be weak. turn up dem tunes and crank up that swaggerstat!
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