swaggometric pressure


swaggometric pressure – the measurement of swagga recorded by a swaggometer. a measurement of s-xy or coolness of an individual that puts pressure on the nerves of an onlooking hater.
“man the swaggometric pressure in the club last night was high, fools were jocking my style like back on jupiter”

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