swagjob
where a monstrous veiny p-n-s is forcefully thrust into a face. the victim knowing this is their chance on sucking on swag commences on the best bl-w j-b they have or will ever give.
dave has been swagjobbed three times this week already.
mr. swag really has it in for this n-gg-r.
when you are about to receive head from three extremely atrractive girls but remain unable to get an erection. it is extremely embar-ssing and may lead to questions about your s-xuality. you nickname must be swag for it to be a true swag job.
vj: “dude i heard he couldnt get hard for julia when she tried to pipe him”
l-dub : “son it was julia, gabby, and anita that were gonna pipe him.”
vj : “you mean he couldnt get hard for three girls about to pipe him?!”
l-dub “yeahhhhh son!”
vj : “wow he totaly got a swag job”
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