Swagtard
(plural swagtards) ¹someone who overuses the term “swag”, mostly hypebeasts. ²can be used in place of “hypebeast.”
swagtard: oh, is that a lollipop? swag. can i have some?
lollipopowner: uh… okay, you can have a lick or two. nice obey hoodie and vans btw.
swagtard: mmm! suuuwag, dat sh-t cray! for reals do, its h-lla raw. you wanna see my integra? i have it hooked up with some jdm swag.
lollipopowner: no thanks, swagtard.
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