swainbank


a swainbank is a widely recognised standard weight around the c-mbrian area (especially keswick)

it amounts to approximately 10 stone wet through. a swainbank may be used in multiples and with additional fractions of a swainbank to give accurate measurement.
i can lift one an a half swainbanks with my right arm, maybe two on a good day.

my cow weighs seven swainbanks, unless its just been milked then itl be half a swainbank less.

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