swaint
adj: the perfect amount of drunkness between being buzzed and being sh-tfaced. where your social skills, athleticism, and charisma are at an all time high and absolutely no f-cks are being given. being the person that you wish you were 100% of the time.
trevor: how you feelin’ teddy?
teddy: feeling pretty swaint right now
n.
1. sweaty taint. experienced when hot, humid conditions result in sweat between the n-ts-ck and the bunghole. swaint usually occurs in conjunction with sw-ss and swalls.
caution: if you think you might be experiencing swaint, seek air conditioning and immediately apply a liberal amount of triple-action gold bond medicated powder to your taint and n-ts-ck (if so equipped).
i cut the lawn in the heat yesterday and got a really bad case of swaint. holy sh-t, i never knew my taint had so many sweat glands.
a combination word that decribes a sweaty taint. similar to swamp -ss.
johnny: man, all this humidity has given me a swaint.
the wet stain towards the back of a gentleman’s pants from the sweat originating in the taint area (the area between the t-st-cl-s and the -n-s). similar to sw-ss or swamp -ss, but differentiated by a lower stain. this is particularly common in men with groomed testes
throw a towel down! i don’t want your swaint all over my car.
-ss sweat. the disgusting wetness that forms at the upper back of your pants, and trickles down the crack of your -ss. southern california
after a day working in the yard, the swaint had ruined his pants.
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