swamp check
the act of checking ones -ss crack and general crotch area for sweat or other moisture by visiting the bathroom and swiping the area with toilet paper, paper towel, tissue, or other form of absorbing material. see swamp -ss
after an evening of dancing at the club on a hot summer night darrell heads to the bathroom for a swamp check.
(in the unlikely event that he takes home a woman and gets lucky) he hopes to avoid any embar-ssment that could arise due to the swamp -ss and funk that has acc-mulated in his crack and crotch.
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