swamp donkage meter


a meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. a 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.
d-mn that girls f-cking nasty.

yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.

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