Swamp Donkey
a very ugly, usually fat girl who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to s-xually -ssault males who are too drunk to defend themselves.
“d-mn! look at her! what a swamp donkey!”
a swamp-donkey is a girl that gets guys that for some reason cant say no to any p-ssy no matter how smelly,repulsive,and blubber infested,it is. the swamp-donkey is also known to try to inpregnate her self in order to keep the dumb -ss that was stupid enough to f-ck that low life,gag-amaggot,c-ckhound, gutter-rat b-tch!
i cant belive jeremy had a baby by that swamp donkey heather.
ya shes so f-ckin ugly i wouldn’t f-ck her with a shot-gun well maybe a shot gun if loaded.ha ha that was not a joke.seriously that b-tch is so nasty you could run her over with a 18 wheeler and it would improve her looks.
a really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. she’s most likely the black sheep of the group. this girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.
i hung out with jess and her friends last night, but i had to leave because that swampdonkey friend of hers was all over me.
a fat lady that hangs around by herself in clubs and bars looking for a dude thats drunk enough to hit her up…usually ugly, old, fat, disgusting, and incredibly socially inept!
man, check out that big group of swamp donkeys! there isnt enough beer in this whole bar to make me want that!
dude, i dare you to go pretend your drunk and show them your no-no spot!
then see if you can get them to buy me a drink!
woman so ugly you wouldn’t touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.
phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey
a deeply unattractive woman
latin: (swampus-donkus)
swamp donkey:
a very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. she is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.
can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. last one spooted in hudson wi
i was driving my mom to get some more chew tobacco, when i swamp donkey ran out in fron of me and totaled my car!
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