swamp thing

(n). 1. when a male gets physically aroused while suffering from swamp -ss, his member is known as “swamp thing.”
2. the event of being s-xually aroused while suffering from swamp -ss.
i was riding my bike when this ultra fine girl walked across the street and gave me “swamp thing.”
to annoy by means of posting gross and obscene pictures. ussualy takes place in forums and on the internet.
1. i am going to pull a swampthing on your forum.

2. someone stop him, he is pulling a swampthing!
the swamp thing, a comic-book based movie made in 1982, tells a heroic tale of a story. anyways, it is a super good awesome movie, as is its sequel, the return of the swamp thing made in 1989. both are must sees.
lets go watch the swamp thing and then eat french fries and gravy.
when you are having s-x (preferabbly unprotected) with a girl (must be v-g-n-l) and you c-m, you pull out quickly and reach in her p-ssy. when you grab some of her secretions and also your own, you smear it all over her face and go “swamp thing!” this is a variation on “wolfman!”
dude, last night, i totally swamp thing’d this girl. she was so p-ssed, but i just laughed because she smelled like sh-t.
a girl who looks are so frightening it looks as if she has emerged from a swamp to prey s-xually on innocent drunken males. often found in clubs and bars with t-ts hanging out, smeared make up and multiple drinks in hand.
did you see lauren last night. g-d swamp thing is hideous
edwin torres attempted to clean out the campus pond and ended up sinking waiste deep into toxic waiste. from there emergency back up was called and eddie was stripped and hosed down for everyone, (freshman tours included) to see. he survived.
edwin is the swamp thing
an individual who rescues plus sized women from vehicles overturned in swamps. in exchange for this service s-xual gratification of various and sundry sorts is expected such as the angry dragon or the hot karla.
tammy’s big -ss rolled her car over in the swamp now the swamp thing is gonna angry dragon her.