swamp water


a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.
bartender: what’ll you have?

customer: i’ll have a swampwater. i’m the designated driver!
a mixture a diffrent pops and juices to make something that tastes like……. …….something
“whats that?” -oh its swampwater(/swamp water). “oh i heard of that, whats inside it??” -oh… just some cream soda+pespi+orange crush+root beer+c-ke+aplle juice+dhiareah ext. ext…..
n. a slang term most commonly used by american football players to describe the combination of lemon-lime flavored gatorade with grape flavored gatorade, forming a savory yet unsettling dark green mixture. often a favorite beverage amongst tight ends. most effective during early september.
jimmy paschal, a tall and fast tight end, enjoyed a savory cup of swamp water as the early september sun beckoned down on his scalp.
the water provided to clean one’s window at a gas station.
i couldn’t see out of my windshield, so i scrubbed it with swamp water – unfortunately it didn’t make it much better.
generally a water bottle or some other portable, non-alcohol related receptacle filled with splashes of 6+ different alcoholic beverages, most commonly 3 parts vodka, 1 part tequila, 1 part limoncello, 1 part whiskey, 1 part scotch and 3 parts beer.
the boys and i needed at least a bottle, so we walked around each of our houses and stocked up on a little bit of alcohol from every open bottle, leading to a full bottle of a potent swampwater.
n: liquid that violently evacuates the r-ct-m while one suffers from diarrhea.
i filled the toiletbowl with swamp water after gnoshing a savagely hot curry from two fat indians.

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