Swampy Romp
a date between martha halftrack and bryant hollifield. held unbeknownst to her husband, amos. its very sneaky; the other soldiers don’t know they’re doing it. but amos finds out everytime.
marty: hey, how about a swampy romp tonight? we’ll sneak around and the boys won’t even know.
bryant: great! i bet papa amos will be mad as a hornet.
marty: knowing him he probably will. he’ll probably make us do a pt workout. but, hey, its just us. n-body else.
bryant: but what if he saw? would he tell? would i get thrown off base?
amos: (hearing bryant) no. we would never throw you off the base. not here at camp swampy, anyway. remember, i’m your papa amos. and i love you.
marty: yeah, and i’m your grandma marty. you can’t forget that! we always have these little dates. so we’re always rompin’ around the swamp.
bryant: we’ll romp around the swamp tonight. we’ll romp around it ’till broad daylight. we’re gonna romp, gonna romp, gonna romp around tonight. its a swampy romp!
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