Swan Draught


water collected from the swan river in perth, western australia at high tide. it is bottled and labelled as beer. usually contains traces of urine and crab. contains chunks of seaweed and debris.

also known in many circles as ‘super’, referring to the similarities between swan draught beer and leaded petroleum.
‘a pint of super thanks!’

‘check out that bogan over there, drinking swan draught’

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