swag-english; a type of language that people use that incorporate “swag”.
i don’t know how to spell that word, it’s sw*nglish, and won’t be found in the dictionary.
- forest bride
a man or woman that has been taken as a mate by a large woodland creature (such as a bear), hermit, or mythical forest-dwelling creature, typically against that person’s will. “your husband appears to be traveling with the bear. either as hostage or as what we call a “forest bride.” the term originated during ww2. […]
noun. a neurological disorder marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary. pay no attention to her, its her snarkilepsy that makes her say such things.
- weed welfare
when you’re so poor you can’t even afford your own weed! we be on that weed welfare! via giphy
when you and your significant other have designated sides on a shared bed and the other person tresp*sses onto your side while sleeping thus causing you to wake up or to have to attempt sleep in an uncomfortable position. i would have gotten a better night’s sleep if daniel would stop restp*ssing all night!