swani


least likely to ever get laid
i went to a cheap wh-r-house and i still couldn’t get any. man, i’m such a swani!!!

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  • Sweary-stick

    a very erect p-n-s that causes the female to swear profusely during an act of intercourse. should not be confused with the religious-stick which generally leads to biblical quotes such as “g-d, god, oh my gawd” or “jesus” do you think the sweary-stick will be coming out tonight

  • Sweat-away

    f-ck off, basically. often said to sweaty people, to link their annoyingness with their body odour. say whilst making a rather camp “shoo” guesture. “sweat awaaaayyyyyyy withayou…”

  • sweating my balls

    if somebody desires physical interaction of a s-xual nature with you, they are sweating your b-lls. “see that chick over there? she’s totally sweating my b-lls”

  • sweatpants day

    a day in which a person (most often a teenage girl) wears sweatpants, with her hair up, and no make up. these days are most common after a late night, a break up, or paired with a hangover. it is best to not mess with a girl on these days, she will attack. oh no! […]

  • Sabrirical

    when you don’t study for an exam and get an a+ or an a and others get p-ssed off because you got a sabrirical. i cant believe sabina got an a she’s never here and didn’t even study what a sabrirical.


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