Swanny

to pull a swanny is too bullsh-t. on hearing a high calibre, truly vivid, absolutley false statement; the recipient of the utter bullsh-t should cry out ‘swanny’
example 1
person 1: did you know that the only food astronaughts can eat is garlic sauce because thats all your body can digest in sp-ce?
person 2: swanny!!!!
example 2
person 3: i was actually the guy who pr-nounced ghandi was dead.
person 4: …right mate

…later…

person 5: what that guy say to you?
person 4: he was pullin some serious capital swannies mate
person 4+5+6+7+8+9: swanny!!!!!
swanny, verb. to do a swanny, to be almost downright amazing at everything. completely and downright utter brilliancy. it may not be upon the first time of completion but eventually a swanny can complete any task that is shown to him or her, with a full and excellent outcome.
a guy has never drove a racing car in his life then after one lap round a racetrack he becomes better than people who had races for a decade.

wow you took to that like a pro. what a swanny.
a guy who’s interesting. he gets angry easily, falls in love too quickly and easily. he gets his heartbroken a lot because sometimes he goes blind. he’s nice, to a certain point. he’s smart. he’s kinda wierd. he can sing, and play guitar. sometimes he thinks he has a little more swag than he really does. he’s beautiful. and i really hope he sees this oneday and smiles. or gets mad. or just reads it and knows that someone was thinking of him.
he’s kinda confusing, must be a swanny.
1. the act of being beautiful, intelligent and witty. 2. a predispostion to having a short haircut. 3. one who enjoys very rough, volatile s-x…including swallowing every time (and believing it’s completely normal).
that girl you’re seeing is such a swanny…i heard she spent last night eating dates, drinking cabernet and listening to bjork.
a swanny is a sh-thole – a place where average lads with average bant live.
boy 1: shall we go to the swanny?

boy 2: no way, that place is w-nk. full of sh-tlads.
when a female is working out in the gym and is found to have a sweaty f-nny, this is shortened to swanny or swadge (a combination of “sweaty” and “fadge”).
girl #1: did you enjoy that workout?

girl #2: yeah, but i’ve got a bit of a swanny going!

or

girl #1: did you enjoy that workout?

girl #2: yeah, but f-ck me, look at my swadge!
a secret word used for an exceptionally good-looking female so as to inform other people without letting the woman know.
‘swanny in the booze aisle’
‘swanny!’