Swanton
the kind of town where everyone knows everyone. consists of a school, a kroger, the honey bear, a few gas stations and a car dealer. everything else is houses. although small, contains a few stoplights and a railroad. swanton also hosts fireworks every fourth of july. oh, and people like to party in swanton. a lot.
‘let’s get drunk after school with the swanton kids.’
‘but it’s only tuesday!’
‘what’s your point?’
the sh-tiest town in the planet, with only a house of games for entertainment.
person 1: hey you wanna go to swanton?
person 2: f-ck no!!! swanton sucks ballz..
person: tru dat, tru dat..
the worst place ever. no one wants to live there.
person1: lets go to swanton.
person2: no. theres nothing to do.
person1: d-mn that place must suck.
person2: yes it does.
a small boring town that everyone who lives here hates.
1-i hate where i live it is the most terrible place ever!
2-where do you live?
1-swanton
2-oh my god! i’m so sorry!!
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