swap ass


after taking a sh-t, you don’t not manage to wipe all sh-t residue. then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat… your left over sh-t residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap -ss. it itches and smells terrible. bascically it becomes itchy -ss b-tt sweat.
while playing basketball, richard felt an errie feeling of swap -ss, his left over sh-t residue combined with sweat. he had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.
a wet sensation in your underpants from sweaty b-ttocks.
that fart gave me swap-ss!
a girl that looks like sh-t
look at that swap -ss!

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