Swarts


adj – smart, successful, questionable sanity – but reasonable, good looking, prideful – but not arrogant. and oh ya, bad-ss.
billy the kid
harrison ford
bruce willis
megan fox
et cetera

“that girl is confident and s-xy, she’s so swarts.
woman with a large flabby -ss; fat chick. derived from observation of a woman fitting above description. the word “sweetheart” was written across the -ss of her pants. only “swart” was visible; the rest of the word was sucked up inside her -ss crack.
did you see that swart get into her car? it tilted a foot to the left!
the devastating combination of p-ssing gas whilst one is excessively sweaty. a prime example of a person displaying this behavior would be the ever kl-ssy brandon davis, as i’m sure in all his alcohol induced obnoxiousness and sweatiness he p-sses some mean farts.
while i was on the treadmill today, my bean burrito kicked in something vicious and i swarted so loud the entire gym heard it!

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