Swartz


dumb guy, really small pennis, has a b-tt chin
no one likes the swartz
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an awesome party animal, loves drugs, 10 inches of d-ck hard.
jamie: awww that guy last night was so swartz he pummelled me with his 10 iron.
a man whose drug use exceeds his common sense and capability to make wise and comprehendable desicions. a man who is frequently late to certain importnant band practices and such.
d-mn that swartz does a crack load of acid.
1) |swôrtz| someone who demonstrates decidedly h-m-s-xual proclivities, having been masquerading as a heteros-xual for many years.

2) the act of a male -j-c-l-t-ng his s-m-n onto another mans face while at the same time, emptying his fecal matter onto his one free hand and attempting to eat it all before -j-c-l-t–n is complete.
1) ian, “check out the hot girl with chris!”

kerr, “no good to him, i hear he’s a swartz.”

2) i heard those two gay guys swartzed last night.

would you mind if after dinner if we swartz?
a germany slang that means h-m-.
there are so many swartz in germany, all what they do is suck c-ck.

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